Showing posts with label Lists and Procedures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lists and Procedures. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Female Ventures Into The World of Adobe Illustrator (Blogging In 9 Easy Steps)


           I recently opened up Illustrator on my computer, and decided to draw some pictures to explain to you humans/animals/aliens about my...  Blogging Procedure! entirely in third person! So, here we go.....


1. The Human begins to get the idea that she hasn't posted in a while and probably should.


2. The Human decides that this is probably a good idea.

3. The Human becomes extremely excited at the aspect of blogging.

4. The Human gets a little too excited (Okay, a lot too excited).

5. The Human quickly races up the stairs like a rabid (and over-excited) gymnast.

6. The Human sits down in front of her computer- now chanting psychotically under her breath- and realizes something...

7. ...She has no ideas.

8. The Human begins a pointless staring contest with her computer's frustratingly blank screen.

9. She eventually gets a sorry excuse for an idea, and types it with renewed enthusiasm!
     Well, that's pretty much the idea. Sometimes I do something different, but I usually just follow my routine procedure.  I works pretty well. :)